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Ramal Caliphate

Population1.643 billion



The Desert Empire of Ramal Caliphate is a massive, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.643 billion Ramali are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.8%.

The Ramali economy, worth 77.5 trillion Sands a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,155 Sands, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, and airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ramal Caliphate's national animal is the Camel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Ramal Caliphate is ranked 104,295th in the world and 5,337th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 32,631.43 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Conservative: 3,833rdMost Armed: 5,698thMost Devout: 6,608thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 9,277thMost Authoritarian: 10,405thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,301st
Most Armed: 208th in the regionMost Devout: 269th in the regionMost Conservative: 294th in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 555th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 596th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 672nd in the region

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