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Ral Ixshida

Population36.992 billion

CapitalLatsudan
LeaderSimon Crowe
FaithTriforianism

CurrencyHylian Rupee
AnimalVaali Tiger

The Ral System Capital World of Ral Ixshida is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Simon Crowe with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.992 billion Hylians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Latsudan. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hylian economy, worth an astonishing 11,753 trillion Hylian Rupees a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 317,737 Hylian Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government pours millions of Hylian Rupees into rehabilitation programs annually, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority"). Crime is totally unknown. Ral Ixshida's national animal is the Vaali Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Triforianism.

Ral Ixshida is ranked 16,003rd in the world and 1st in The Empire of Triphoria for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 357,254 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 5,577thMost Efficient Economies: 6,044thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,769thMost Stationary: 13,442ndTop
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Most Influential: 15,852ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,003rdMost Secular: 18,242ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,184thMost Income Equality: 23,886thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,109th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ral Ixshida, politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority").
  • : Following new legislation in Ral Ixshida, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in Ral Ixshida, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
  • : Following new legislation in Ral Ixshida, the government pours millions of Hylian Rupees into rehabilitation programs annually.
  • : Following new legislation in Ral Ixshida, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
  • : Following new legislation in Ral Ixshida, students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art.
  • : Following new legislation in Ral Ixshida, sausages are seldom seen in the supermarket.
  • : Following new legislation in Ral Ixshida, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams.
  • : Following new legislation in Ral Ixshida, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Ral Ixshida's radio stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Ral Ixshida, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis.

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