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Nicest Citizens: 6,724thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,729thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,742nd
The Protectorate of
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Consort Aconite
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Pyxie

Population4.064 billion

CapitalMershugold Lake
LeaderConsort Aconite
FaithOriginism

Currencygold piece
Animalphoenix

The Protectorate of Pyxie is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Consort Aconite with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.064 billion Pyxieans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mershugold Lake. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Pyxiean economy, worth 410 trillion gold pieces a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,042 gold pieces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, and cigarettes are dead-cheap. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pyxie's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Originism.

Pyxie is ranked 148,964th in the world and 2,979th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 165.81293554632 days.

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Nicest Citizens: 6,724thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,729thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,742ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,695thMost Cultured: 9,434thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,503rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,529thMost Inclusive: 9,592ndHighest Food Quality: 9,838thMost Pacifist: 11,384thBest Weather: 12,208thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,286thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,665thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,291stLargest Publishing Industry: 14,453rdTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 15,538thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,768thSafest: 17,218thHealthiest Citizens: 17,220thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,878thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,106thSmartest Citizens: 23,896thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,725th
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Nicest Citizens: 327th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 329th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 340th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 347th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 376th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 464th in the regionMost Inclusive: 477th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 496th in the regionMost Cultured: 506th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 540th in the regionMost Pacifist: 638th in the regionMost Politically Free: 655th in the regionBest Weather: 678th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 709th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 769th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 803rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 818th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 872nd in the regionSafest: 937th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 998th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,005th in the regionNudest: 1,018th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pyxie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Pyxie, cigarettes are dead-cheap.
  • : Following new legislation in Pyxie, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Following new legislation in Pyxie, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
  • : Following new legislation in Pyxie, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.
  • : Following new legislation in Pyxie, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Pyxie, "Consort Aconite got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom.
  • : Following new legislation in Pyxie, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • : Following new legislation in Pyxie, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Pyxie, Consort Aconite's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.

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