Population | 43.06 billion |
Capital | Dis |
Leader | Satan |
Faith | satanism |
Currency | soul |
Animal | dragon |
The Dominatus Malefici of Pseudomonarchy Demonum is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Satan with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 43.06 billion demonum are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dis. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient demonic economy, worth an astonishing 23,922 trillion souls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 555,554 souls, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,086,927 per year while the poor average 50,119, a ratio of 61.6 to 1.
All gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner, exports of live cows arrive pre-roasted, and many demonum are their brothers' keepers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Pseudomonarchy Demonum's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is satanism.
Pseudomonarchy Demonum is ranked 15,650th in the world and 2nd in Scandinavia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 7,384.09 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Pseudomonarchy Demonum, many demonum are their brothers' keepers.
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Pseudomonarchy Demonum was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Following new legislation in
Pseudomonarchy Demonum, exports of live cows arrive pre-roasted.
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Pseudomonarchy Demonum was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
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Pseudomonarchy Demonum was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
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Pseudomonarchy Demonum's influence in Scandinavia rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
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Pseudomonarchy Demonum's influence in Scandinavia rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
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Pseudomonarchy Demonum's influence in Scandinavia rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
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Pseudomonarchy Demonum's influence in Scandinavia rose from "Zero" to "Hatchling".
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Pseudomonarchy Demonum was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.