The Grand Duchy of Przeginia is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, vat-grown people, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 469 million Przeginians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Przeginia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Przeginian economy, worth 56.4 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 120,155 euros, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 461,094 per year while the poor average 21,586, a ratio of 21.4 to 1.

Some magnifier-wielding Przeginians say Leader seems a little lacking in something, citizens have voted the song "Leader Smells Like A Horse" as their new national anthem, parking's carefree without parking car fees, and shanty towns of homeless immigrants are the ideal recruiting ground for terrorist organisations. Crime is relatively low. Przeginia's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Przeginia is ranked 10,553^rd in the world and 3^rd in German European Empire for Most Secular, with 93.29 Atheism Rate.