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Fattest Citizens: 3,188thMost Devout: 4,077thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,169th
The United States of
Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People
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Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Printer411

Population5.267 billion

Currencycard
Animallegendary

The United States of Printer411 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.267 billion Printer411ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 67.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer411ian economy, worth 741 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 140,807 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

A degree in Leader Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, citizen radio operators agree that the certification test can open up a world of hertz, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer411's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer411 is ranked 91,995th in the world and 551st in Two for Most Stationary, with 496.64702936792 days.

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Fattest Citizens: 3,188thMost Devout: 4,077thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,169thLargest Retail Industry: 6,172ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,288thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,877thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,213thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,644thNudest: 12,385thLargest Mining Sector: 13,932ndMost Efficient Economies: 13,955thTop
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Largest Black Market: 15,397thMost Cultured: 18,558thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,694thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,264thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,903rdMost Patriotic: 22,006thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,853rdHighest Average Incomes: 25,918th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 39th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 95th in the regionMost Avoided: 99th in the regionMost Primitive: 127th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 140th in the regionMost Patriotic: 183rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 196th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 255th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Printer411 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer411, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer411, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer411, citizen radio operators agree that the certification test can open up a world of hertz.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer411, a degree in Leader Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer411, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer411, the Great Printer411ian Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer411, human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise".
  • : Following new legislation in Printer411, mountains of VHS tapes of police actions are stacking up in the National Library.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer411, religious bigotry is not allowed but bigotry against theism is encouraged.

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