The Federation of Prince Dodongo is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 12.084 billion Prince Dodongoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dodongo's Cavern. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Prince Dodongoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,584 trillion Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 131,084 Rupees, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 619,026 per year while the poor average 16,448, a ratio of 37.6 to 1.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", parents dread their examinations more than their children, pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable, and the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Prince Dodongo's national animal is the Dodongo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Prince Dodongo is ranked 242,271^st in the world and 11^th in Albion for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.06 law-abiding acts per hour.