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Most Scientifically Advanced: 942ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,251stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,324th
The Dominion of
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Pipi
Influence
Dominator
WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Priappus

Population3.252 billion

CapitalAlysium
LeaderPipi
FaithAgnosticism

CurrencyDollar
AnimalWombat

The Dominion of Priappus is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pipi with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.252 billion Priappusians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alysium. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Priappusian economy, worth 729 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 224,449 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning, and children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines. Crime is totally unknown. Priappus's national animal is the Wombat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Priappus is ranked 1,609th in the world and 2nd in Abernalia for Least Corrupt Governments, with 96.8 percentage of bribes refused.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 942ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,251stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,324thMost Inclusive: 1,418thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,609thMost Pacifist: 1,768thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,790thMost Developed: 1,819thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,924thNicest Citizens: 1,976thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,005thSmartest Citizens: 2,130thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,174thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,196thLargest Governments: 2,360thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,452ndHighest Food Quality: 2,456thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,871stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,981stHealthiest Citizens: 2,990thMost Efficient Economies: 3,023rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,126thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,296thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,411thMost Secular: 3,468thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,166thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,193rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,520thSafest: 4,759thLowest Crime Rates: 5,002ndBest Weather: 5,138thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,226thHighest Average Incomes: 5,433rdMost Cultured: 6,356thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,478thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,640thRudest Citizens: 6,717thMost Influential: 10,987thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,426thMost Income Equality: 23,388thLargest Retail Industry: 24,413th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Priappus, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Priappus, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning.
  • : Priappus voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn A Bloodred Moon".
  • : Following new legislation in Priappus, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Following new legislation in Priappus, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press.
  • : Following new legislation in Priappus, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Priappus, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Priappus, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Pipi to meetings with foreign heads of state.
  • : Following new legislation in Priappus, Pipi panders to nontraditional families.
  • : Following new legislation in Priappus, school football matches are usually five-a-side.

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