The Dog Girl Supremacy of PoliticallyIncorrectHeaven is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Naglas Vandansath with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.169 billion PoliticallyIncorrectHeavenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verstandia. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving PoliticallyIncorrectHeavenian economy, worth 892 trillion Severed Heads of Catgirls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 87,799 Severed Heads of Catgirls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, and terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PoliticallyIncorrectHeaven's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is KMNZism.

PoliticallyIncorrectHeaven is ranked 25,525^th in the world and 9^th in Japan for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.57 law-abiding acts per hour.