Population | 11.755 billion |
Capital | Ujazdow |
Leader | Krazus von Laurenberg-Baranowski |
Faith | The Church of the Liberator of Mankind |
Currency | złoty |
Animal | Eagle |
The Now Blauveldt-Ryszana of Polish Prussian Commonwealth is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Krazus von Laurenberg-Baranowski with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 11.755 billion Blauveldter-Ryszanans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ujazdow. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Blauveldter-Ryszanan economy, worth a remarkable 2,270 trillion złoties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 193,189 złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, the official Blauveldter-Ryszanan Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, and when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polish Prussian Commonwealth's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of the Liberator of Mankind.
Polish Prussian Commonwealth is ranked 180,178th in the world and 1st in Bricks and Bags for Most Stationary, with 77.2087353086 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Polish Prussian Commonwealth, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming.
- : Following new legislation in Polish Prussian Commonwealth, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
- : Following new legislation in Polish Prussian Commonwealth, the official Blauveldter-Ryszanan Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
- : Following new legislation in Polish Prussian Commonwealth, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.
- : Following new legislation in Polish Prussian Commonwealth, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
- : Following new legislation in Polish Prussian Commonwealth, Krazus Von Laurenberg-Baranowski reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Polish Prussian Commonwealth, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
- : Following new legislation in Polish Prussian Commonwealth, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art.
- : Following new legislation in Polish Prussian Commonwealth, expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion.
- : Following new legislation in Polish Prussian Commonwealth, etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully'.