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Most Devout: 1,297thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,069thMost Developed: 2,997th
The Now Blauveldt-Ryszana of
Democratic Socialists Hell
no really it's Blauveldt-Ryszana now
Krazus von Laurenberg-Baranowski
Influence
Dominator
Greater Sea and Sky
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Polish Prussian Commonwealth

Population11.755 billion

CapitalUjazdow
LeaderKrazus von Laurenberg-Baranowski
FaithThe Church of the Liberator of Mankind

Currencyzłoty
AnimalEagle

The Now Blauveldt-Ryszana of Polish Prussian Commonwealth is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Krazus von Laurenberg-Baranowski with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 11.755 billion Blauveldter-Ryszanans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ujazdow. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Blauveldter-Ryszanan economy, worth a remarkable 2,270 trillion złoties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 193,189 złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, the official Blauveldter-Ryszanan Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, and when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polish Prussian Commonwealth's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of the Liberator of Mankind.

Polish Prussian Commonwealth is ranked 180,178th in the world and 1st in Bricks and Bags for Most Stationary, with 77.2087353086 days.

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Most Devout: 1,297thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,069thTop
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Most Developed: 2,997thHealthiest Citizens: 3,095thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,362ndMost Armed: 3,373rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,450thSafest: 3,559thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,736thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,823rdSmartest Citizens: 4,064thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,203rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,328thBest Weather: 5,406thLargest Governments: 5,418thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,463rdMost Cultured: 5,696thLowest Crime Rates: 5,764thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,299thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,552ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,384thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,878thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,610thHighest Food Quality: 8,640thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,702ndMost Income Equality: 9,388thHighest Economic Output: 10,402ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,445thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,448thHighest Average Incomes: 11,234thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,017thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,794thMost Patriotic: 13,583rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,968thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 16,608thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,033rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,858thMost Efficient Economies: 21,497thLargest Agricultural Sector: 29,467th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Polish Prussian Commonwealth, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Prussian Commonwealth, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Prussian Commonwealth, the official Blauveldter-Ryszanan Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Prussian Commonwealth, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Prussian Commonwealth, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Prussian Commonwealth, Krazus Von Laurenberg-Baranowski reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Prussian Commonwealth, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Prussian Commonwealth, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Prussian Commonwealth, expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Prussian Commonwealth, etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully'.

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