Population | 22.765 billion |
Capital | Nomad City |
Leader | Norman Cardinal Nomadski |
Faith | Roamin' Nomadism |
Currency | Zloty |
Animal | Polish Eagle |
The Republic of Polish Nomads is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Norman Cardinal Nomadski with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.765 billion Polish Nomadsians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nomad City. The average income tax rate is 38.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Polish Nomadsian economy, worth a remarkable 6,628 trillion Zloties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 291,192 Zloties, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.
Large areas of Polish Nomads are not accessible by the public, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark, statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty, and athletes are renowned for being the best at maths. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Polish Nomads's national animal is the Polish Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roamin' Nomadism.
Polish Nomads is ranked 153,453rd in the world and 1st in Golden Acres for Most Stationary, with 148.5304257738 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, athletes are renowned for being the best at maths.
- : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty.
- : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark.
- : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, large areas of Polish Nomads are not accessible by the public.
- : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, all you have to do is pray to get into Polish Nomads.
- : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, Polish Nomads is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
- : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, it is a silent spring in Polish Nomads.
- : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, stage mothers commonly give their children the nickname 'Cash'.
- : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, the religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives.
- : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.