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Largest Retail Industry: 362ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 380thRudest Citizens: 571st
The Republic of
Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians
Where ever you are, that's where you're at.
Norman Cardinal Nomadski
Influence
Instigator
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Polish Nomads

Population22.765 billion

CapitalNomad City
LeaderNorman Cardinal Nomadski
FaithRoamin' Nomadism

CurrencyZloty
AnimalPolish Eagle

The Republic of Polish Nomads is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Norman Cardinal Nomadski with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.765 billion Polish Nomadsians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nomad City. The average income tax rate is 38.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Polish Nomadsian economy, worth a remarkable 6,628 trillion Zloties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 291,192 Zloties, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Large areas of Polish Nomads are not accessible by the public, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark, statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty, and athletes are renowned for being the best at maths. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Polish Nomads's national animal is the Polish Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roamin' Nomadism.

Polish Nomads is ranked 153,453rd in the world and 1st in Golden Acres for Most Stationary, with 148.5304257738 days.

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Largest Retail Industry: 362ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 380thRudest Citizens: 571stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 893rdFattest Citizens: 922ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,273rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,426thHighest Economic Output: 1,998thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,106thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,261stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,435thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,856thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,183rdLargest Gambling Industry: 3,304thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,449thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,836thSmartest Citizens: 3,978thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,474thMost Cultured: 4,739thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,325thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,358thLargest Black Market: 5,423rdMost Devout: 5,460thMost Avoided: 5,508thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,738thLargest Governments: 6,733rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,433rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,338thMost Inclusive: 10,690thLargest Populations: 11,765thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,428thHighest Food Quality: 13,452ndTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,921stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,144thMost Armed: 17,365thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,848thLargest Mining Sector: 23,868thMost Corrupt Governments: 27,577thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27,778th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, athletes are renowned for being the best at maths.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, large areas of Polish Nomads are not accessible by the public.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, all you have to do is pray to get into Polish Nomads.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, Polish Nomads is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, it is a silent spring in Polish Nomads.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, stage mothers commonly give their children the nickname 'Cash'.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, the religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.

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