by Max Barry

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,268thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,750thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,131st
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Polish Grand Republic

Population298 million


CurrencyPolish Złoty
AnimalEuropean Bison

The Armed Republic of Polish Grand Republic is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 298 million Poles are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.5%.

The powerhouse Polish economy, worth 23.9 trillion Polish Złoties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 80,262 Polish Złoties, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 331,455 per year while the poor average 12,778, a ratio of 25.9 to 1.

Elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Polish Złoty mansions, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polish Grand Republic's national animal is the European Bison, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Polish Grand Republic is ranked 44,810th in the world and 45th in The League of Conservative Voices for Most Developed, scoring 68.98 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,268thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,750thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,131stTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 18,359th
Nudest: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 10th in the region

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