The Holy People's Republic of Poliktatia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jon Yalcinkaya with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and public floggings. The hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.793 billion Poliktatians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Poliktatian economy, worth a remarkable 2,465 trillion Bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,674 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, the military has gone fission for more funding, programmers often reinvent the wheel, and there's more than one way to skin a diplomat. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Poliktatia's national animal is the Spleen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is FS2020.

Poliktatia is ranked 26,642^nd in the world and 2^nd in Kayak on Me for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.82 law-abiding acts per hour.