The Federal Republic of Pizza Squared is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.509 billion Pizza Squaredians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 49.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Pizza Squaredian economy, worth 221 trillion Slices a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 88,182 Slices, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, tourists call Pizza Squaredian beach towns "the fine coastline", rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row, and recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pizza Squared's national animal is the American Yorkshire, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pizza Squared is ranked 164,787^th in the world and 7,337^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 21.78 on the Hayek Index.