The Federal Republic of Pizza Squared is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 3.751 billion Pizza Squaredians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 62.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Pizza Squaredian economy, worth 302 trillion Slices a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 80,772 Slices, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, tourists call Pizza Squaredian beach towns "the fine coastline", rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row, and recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pizza Squared's national animal is the American Yorkshire, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pizza Squared is ranked 59,916^th in the world and 3,332^nd in Lazarus for Highest Economic Output, with 302 trillion Standard Monetary Units.