Population | 7.401 billion |
Currency | pistachio |
Animal | bird |
The Cashew Outside of Pista Ciao is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 7.401 billion Pista Ciaoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment is ignored. The average income tax rate is 44.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Pista Ciaoan economy, worth 388 trillion pistachios a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,532 pistachios, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, and ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pista Ciao's national animal is the bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Pista Ciao is ranked 96,950th in the world and 762nd in Artificial Solar System for Most Stationary, with 462.25277360248 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pista Ciao applied to join the World Assembly.
- : Pista Ciao's influence in Artificial Solar System rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Pista Ciao applied to join the World Assembly.
- : Pista Ciao was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Pista Ciao's influence in Artificial Solar System rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Pista Ciao applied to join the World Assembly.
- : Pista Ciao's influence in Artificial Solar System rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Pista Ciao's influence in Artificial Solar System rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Pista Ciao's influence in Artificial Solar System rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Pista Ciao applied to join the World Assembly.