The Kingdom of Pipidgers Joeatingis is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.2 billion Pipidgers Joeatingisians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 45.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Pipidgers Joeatingisian economy, worth 50.5 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 42,124 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader has just been declared ruler of Pipidgers Joeatingis in an international press conference, legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Pipidgers Joeatingisian satellites can detect it, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pipidgers Joeatingis's national animal is the Wild Stallion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pipidgers Joeatingis is ranked 95,065^th in the world and 24^th in Glenwood for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 51 Whatever.