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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,064th Fattest Citizens: 1,308th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,383rd
The Level 1973 Military Dictator of
Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
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Pinochet Executionists

Population2.228 billion

CapitalFinal Destination No Items
LeaderGeneral Pinochet
FaithNo Swearing Christian Server

AnimalHome Run Bat

The Level 1973 Military Dictator of Pinochet Executionists is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by General Pinochet with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, strictly enforced bedtime, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.228 billion Chileans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Spirituality, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Final Destination No Items. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Pinochet Executionistsian economy, worth 369 trillion Trophies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 165,874 Trophies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,002,738 per year while the poor average 12,286, a ratio of 81.6 to 1.

Decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, and many friends and relatives of General Pinochet have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Pinochet Executionists's national animal is the Home Run Bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is No Swearing Christian Server.

Pinochet Executionists is ranked 158,972nd in the world and 120th in Lardyland for Nicest Citizens, with 0.23 Average Smiles Per Day.

Largest Gambling Industry: 1,064thFattest Citizens: 1,308thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,383rdMost Armed: 1,450thHighest Crime Rates: 1,527thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,784thRudest Citizens: 1,907thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,083rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,121stMost Avoided: 2,372ndMost Devout: 2,372ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,679thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,876thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,252ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,261stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,109thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,586thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,287thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,048thMost Pro-Market: 7,785thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 9,465thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,556thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,675thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,551stMost Influential: 11,176thMost Efficient Economies: 11,365thLargest Mining Sector: 12,730thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,708th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the region

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