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Most Primitive: 7,974thMost Ignorant Citizens: 17,347thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,209th
The Loser Nation of
Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People
Justice, Piety, Blubber
Mister Bigg
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Pink a Cadillac

Population7.113 billion

CapitalCaddilac City
LeaderMister Bigg
FaithPinkiost

Currencydenier
Animalcow

The Loser Nation of Pink a Cadillac is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Mister Bigg with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, avowedly heterosexual populace, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.113 billion Pink a Cadillacians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caddilac City. The average income tax rate is 44.7%.

The powerhouse Pink a Cadillacian economy, worth 494 trillion deniers a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,543 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Most voters only see their chosen representative visit once every election cycle, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, the government is lending a hand to private industry, and critical thinking is grounds for expulsion from university. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pink a Cadillac's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pinkiost.

Pink a Cadillac is ranked 196,045th in the world and 5,036th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 52.70894543292 days.

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Most Primitive: 7,974thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 17,347thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,209thLargest Black Market: 29,129thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29,481st
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Most Primitive: 378th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 627th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pink a Cadillac was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Pink a Cadillac's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Pink a Cadillac was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Pink a Cadillac's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Pink a Cadillac, critical thinking is grounds for expulsion from university.
  • : Following new legislation in Pink a Cadillac, the government is lending a hand to private industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Pink a Cadillac, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
  • : Following new legislation in Pink a Cadillac, most voters only see their chosen representative visit once every election cycle.
  • : Following new legislation in Pink a Cadillac, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Pink a Cadillac altered its national flag.

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