Population | 9.336 billion |
Capital | Penico |
Leader | Marquês de Pinicada José II Gonzal |
Currency | Maltes |
Animal | Bonia |
The Social Marquisate of Pinicada is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Marquês de Pinicada José II Gonzal with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 9.336 billion Pinicadas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Penico. The average income tax rate is 58.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Pinicada economy, worth a remarkable 1,348 trillion Malteses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 144,464 Malteses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Pinicada, and every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pinicada's national animal is the Bonia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Pinicada is ranked 143,223rd in the world and 7th in The Great Monarchical Nations for Most Stationary, with 189.44610792108 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Pinicada, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.
- : Following new legislation in Pinicada, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Pinicada.
- : Following new legislation in Pinicada, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'.
- : Following new legislation in Pinicada, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
- : Following new legislation in Pinicada, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
- : Pinicada agreed to construct embassies between The Great Monarchical Nations and Civiles Conservare.
- : Pinicada lodged a message on the The Great Monarchical Nations Regional Message Board.
- : Pinicada lodged a message on the The Great Monarchical Nations Regional Message Board.
- : Pinicada lodged a message on the The Great Monarchical Nations Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Pinicada, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity.