The State of Pinehorwood is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.541 billion Pinehorwoodians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong Pinehorwoodian economy, worth 777 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 33,025 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 224,531 per year while the poor average 1,774, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Pinehorwood's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pinehorwood is ranked 288,813^th in the world and 7^th in Nouakchott for Lowest Crime Rates, with 34.34 law-abiding acts per hour.