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Most Advanced Public Transport: 165thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 233rdMost Secular: 353rd
The Determined Land of
Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies
The pen is mightier than the eye of the beholder
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Piloria

Population18.797 billion

CapitalNeo Olde Tokyo
Leaderthe Moon Lord

CurrencyPolpettan
AnimalGorillama

The Determined Land of Piloria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Moon Lord with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.797 billion Pilorians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Olde Tokyo. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pilorian economy, worth a remarkable 4,870 trillion Polpettans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 259,092 Polpettans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, hospitals in Piloria are too busy serving the needs of Yggdrasil to see Pilorians, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, and racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Piloria's national animal is the Gorillama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Piloria is ranked 11,209th in the world and 27th in Yggdrasil for Most Stationary, with 2,183.692005214 days.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 165thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 233rdMost Secular: 353rdSafest: 476thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 585thHighest Average Tax Rates: 642ndLowest Crime Rates: 673rdMost Pacifist: 689thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 714thMost Developed: 784thLongest Average Lifespans: 830thMost Advanced Public Education: 833rdMost Beautiful Environments: 840thLargest Governments: 855thHealthiest Citizens: 896thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 910thBest Weather: 957thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,022ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,189thHighest Food Quality: 1,208thMost Inclusive: 1,300thSmartest Citizens: 1,443rdNicest Citizens: 1,648thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,678thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,736thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,793rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,814thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,912thMost Cultured: 1,960thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,223rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,335thMost Efficient Economies: 2,596thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,298thHighest Economic Output: 3,451stMost Rebellious Youth: 4,644thHighest Average Incomes: 4,769thMost Influential: 5,001stMost Stationary: 11,209thTop
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Largest Populations: 18,380th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Piloria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Piloria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Piloria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Piloria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Piloria's influence in Yggdrasil rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Piloria's influence in Yggdrasil fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
  • : Piloria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Zombified.
  • : Piloria was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Cimontel, infecting 74 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Piloria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Piloria's influence in Yggdrasil rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".

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