Population | 43.716 billion |
Capital | Flute Centralia |
Leader | The Prelature Pope |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | flute |
Animal | rat |
The Catholic Kingdom of Pied Piperlandia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Prelature Pope with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 43.716 billion Pied Pipers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flute Centralia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.7%.
The powerhouse Pied Piperlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,634 trillion flutes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 60,267 flutes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 179,996 per year while the poor average 15,791, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.
Farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting, The Prelature Pope's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, and a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Pied Piperlandia's national animal is the rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Pied Piperlandia is ranked 20,347th in the world and 4th in Vatican for Most Stationary, with 1,610.37683046928 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pied Piperlandia banned The Holy Empire of Laveyan from Vatican.
- : Pied Piperlandia updated the World Factbook entry in Vatican.
- : Pied Piperlandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : Potens fortis was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Pied Piperlandia, killing 16 million zombies.
- : The Pagan City of Ninive was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Pied Piperlandia, killing 116 million zombies.
- : The Pagan City of Ninive was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Pied Piperlandia, killing 1,291 million zombies.
- : The Pagan City of Ninive was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Pied Piperlandia, killing 1,637 million zombies.
- : The Pagan City of Ninive was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Pied Piperlandia, killing 1,375 million zombies.
- : The Pagan City of Ninive was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Pied Piperlandia, killing 1,444 million zombies.
- : The Pagan City of Ninive was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Pied Piperlandia, killing 1,005 million zombies.