The Republic of Phualand is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Ethan with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.38 billion Phuanese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Nogawa. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Phualandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,150 trillion Phua dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 180,300 Phua dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it, children are raised bilingual from an early age, and internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Phualandian weed picker are way up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Phualand's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Phualand is ranked 192,407^th in the world and 8,803^rd in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 12.68 Atheism Rate.