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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,440thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,281stMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,203rd
The Holy Lucky Yellow Gold Find of
New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy
NationStates and friendship
Mustafa Kemal Atatürk
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Phat Turkey

Population7.842 billion

CapitalIstanbul
LeaderMustafa Kemal Atatürk
FaithSecularism

CurrencyLira
AnimalCamel

The Holy Lucky Yellow Gold Find of Phat Turkey is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Mustafa Kemal Atatürk with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.842 billion Phat Turks enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Istanbul. The average income tax rate is 57.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Phat Turkish economy, worth 834 trillion Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,381 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

There's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Phat Turkey, and international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Phat Turkey. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phat Turkey's national animal is the Camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Phat Turkey is ranked 45,941st in the world and 8th in Zombie Research Institute for Most Stationary, with 949.20756611788 days.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,440thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 13,281stTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 16,203rdNicest Citizens: 18,273rdSafest: 19,574thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,377thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,613thMost Inclusive: 21,059thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,562ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,109thHighest Food Quality: 23,336thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,356thSmartest Citizens: 26,525thMost Developed: 26,696thLargest Agricultural Sector: 26,901stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27,550thLongest Average Lifespans: 27,868thMost Beautiful Environments: 29,502ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 29,541st
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Phat Turkey was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Phat Turkey, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Phat Turkey.
  • : Following new legislation in Phat Turkey, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Phat Turkey.
  • : Following new legislation in Phat Turkey, anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased.
  • : Following new legislation in Phat Turkey, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services.
  • : Phat Turkey was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments and Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Phat Turkey, several universities in Phat Turkey have assembled expensive research teams to explore and study new lands and old ruins (Phat Turkey has found 1 easter egg).
  • : Following new legislation in Phat Turkey, Mustafa Kemal Atatürk is considering changing the Phat Turkish flag to one with more glitter.
  • : Following new legislation in Phat Turkey, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Phat Turkey, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.

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