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Highest Economic Output: 440thLargest Populations: 442ndLargest Mining Sector: 533rd
The Allied Forces of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
Order through force of will.
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Phalanix

Population44.219 billion

CapitalHorizon
LeaderCouncil Monitor

CurrencyBlood Crystal
AnimalDesert Rat

The Allied Forces of Phalanix is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Council Monitor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 44.219 billion Phalanixians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horizon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Phalanixian economy, worth an astonishing 13,182 trillion Blood Crystals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 298,121 Blood Crystals, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Children seem to be getting better at lying these days, sweet-toothed Phalanixians have been left penniless by the VAT on candy, the nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients, and the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Phalanix's national animal is the Desert Rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Phalanix is ranked 15,900th in the world and 1st in Reee Leave Me Alone for Most Stationary, with 1,753.7669678662 days.

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1%
Highest Economic Output: 440thLargest Populations: 442ndLargest Mining Sector: 533rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 657thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,493rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,655thMost Patriotic: 1,767thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,083rdLargest Black Market: 2,244thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,288thHighest Average Incomes: 2,944thFattest Citizens: 2,969thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,301stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,366thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,968thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,274thLargest Governments: 5,754thMost Avoided: 5,782ndSafest: 6,030thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,120thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,572ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,358thLowest Crime Rates: 7,722ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,277thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,239thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,913thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,364thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,632ndTop
10%
Most Stationary: 15,900thLargest Retail Industry: 16,281stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,780thMost Secular: 17,371stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,814thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,628thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,263rdSmartest Citizens: 23,135th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Phalanix was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Phalanix was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Phalanix was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Phalanix was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Phalanix was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Phalanix was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Phalanix was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Phalanix was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Phalanix, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment.
  • : Following new legislation in Phalanix, the nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients.

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