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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 923rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,015thRudest Citizens: 1,026th
The Republic of
Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians
Thousands of Petals
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Phaialee

Population7.296 billion

CapitalShinobu City
LeaderPresident Watts

CurrencyPhai Dollar
AnimalRabbit

The Republic of Phaialee is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Watts with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 7.296 billion Phaialeens enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shinobu City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Phaialeen economy, worth a remarkable 1,839 trillion Phai Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 252,089 Phai Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,659,922 per year while the poor average 14,882, a ratio of 111 to 1.

People often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, constituents prefer a carrot and boomstick approach to dealing with politicians, concussed Rabbitball players cannot remember their lineup position, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Shinobu City. Crime is relatively low. Phaialee's national animal is the Rabbit, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Phaialee is ranked 1,969th in the world and 1st in Regionless for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 8,012.48 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 923rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,015thRudest Citizens: 1,026thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,581stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,969thMost Cultured: 2,411thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 2,980thMost Efficient Economies: 3,047thMost Inclusive: 3,089thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,219thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,268thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,652ndNicest Citizens: 3,655thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,723rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,818thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,145thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,149thHighest Average Incomes: 4,729thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,085thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,251stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,551stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,875thMost Patriotic: 6,173rdSmartest Citizens: 8,558thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,057thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,239thLargest Governments: 11,304thHighest Economic Output: 12,963rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,339thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,028thTop
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Most Developed: 15,367thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,914thMost Armed: 16,348thNudest: 16,650thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,261stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,760thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,810thMost Pro-Market: 23,302ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 27,116thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,930th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Phaialee, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Shinobu City.
  • : Following new legislation in Phaialee, concussed Rabbitball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Following new legislation in Phaialee, constituents prefer a carrot and boomstick approach to dealing with politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Phaialee, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
  • : Following new legislation in Phaialee, they say that Phaialeens made a dessert and called it peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Phaialee, President Watts affectionately nicknames supporters by number.
  • : Following new legislation in Phaialee, students in Phaialee's schools rarely attend their classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Phaialee, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
  • : Following new legislation in Phaialee, President Watts's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition.
  • : Phaialee was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.

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