Population | 19.852 billion |
Capital | The Sacred Lodge |
Leader | The Shaman |
Faith | The Peyote Road |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | coyote |
The Mind Altering Trip of Peyote is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Shaman with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 19.852 billion Peyoteans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Sacred Lodge. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Peyotean economy, worth a remarkable 4,202 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 211,705 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise, the tenet of free speech is held dear, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, and translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates. Crime is totally unknown. Peyote's national animal is the coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Peyote Road.
Peyote is ranked 20,553rd in the world and 1st in Peyote for Most Stationary, with 1,601.95705113572 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Peyote, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates.
- : Following new legislation in Peyote, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
- : Following new legislation in Peyote, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
- : Peyote was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Following new legislation in Peyote, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Peyote, Coyote is one of the most popular forenames in Peyote.
- : Following new legislation in Peyote, the fattest folk in Peyote look to be the happiest ones.
- : Following new legislation in Peyote, homophobia is off the menu.
- : Following new legislation in Peyote, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
- : Peyote was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.