The Empire of Perzische Keizer is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Imperial Majesty King Babak the 1st with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.366 billion Perzen enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlantis. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Perzisch economy, worth a remarkable 1,525 trillion Ashrafis a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,179 Ashrafis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low, a few people seem to spend their whole time complaining, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, and there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold. Crime is totally unknown. Perzische Keizer's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Perzische Keizer is ranked 15,174^th in the world and 266^th in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 11.95 bananas ingested per day.