The Empire of Percitara is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Nightmare·Worries with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.586 billion Percitarans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miestila. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Percitaran economy, worth 384 trillion tabors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,326 tabors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, students spend the school year learning how great the education system is, and public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Percitara's national animal is the Nine headed bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Percitaraism.

Percitara is ranked 58,906^th in the world and 791^st in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 29.62 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.