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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,135thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,292ndMost Influential: 3,469th
The Worker's Awesomeland of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
No internet, but lots of weed!
Leader Nolan
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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People of Nolan

Population2.112 billion

CapitalEnder City
LeaderLeader Nolan
FaithChurch of The FSM

CurrencyNolanian Moniez

The Worker's Awesomeland of People of Nolan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Leader Nolan with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 2.112 billion People of Nolanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ender City. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient People of Nolanian economy, worth 247 trillion Nolanian Moniezzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 116,977 Nolanian Moniezzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, and retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. People of Nolan's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of The FSM.

People of Nolan is ranked 21,426th in the world and 90th in The Free Nations Region for Most Developed, scoring 81.64 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,135thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,292ndMost Influential: 3,469thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,462ndMost Pacifist: 4,549thSafest: 6,283rdHealthiest Citizens: 7,038thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,348thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,961stMost Inclusive: 8,281stNicest Citizens: 8,450thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,457thMost Cultured: 8,819thBest Weather: 8,853rdLowest Crime Rates: 9,350thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,838thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,368thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,977thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,412thMost Secular: 12,597thSmartest Citizens: 12,939thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,712thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,394thMost Efficient Economies: 15,977thLargest Governments: 16,404thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,441stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,888thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,815thMost Developed: 21,426thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,474th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26th in the regionSafest: 26th in the regionMost Influential: 28th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 31st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 33rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 35th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 36th in the regionBest Weather: 38th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 39th in the regionNicest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 41st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost Secular: 43rd in the region

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