The Keystone State of Pennsylvania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 27.114 billion Pennsylvanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.4%.

The very strong Pennsylvanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,502 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 55,404 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 231,659 per year while the poor average 8,636, a ratio of 26.8 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, voting is compulsory, education and welfare spending are on the rise, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pennsylvania's national animal is the eagle.

Pennsylvania is ranked 252,670^th in the world and 60^th in United States for Lowest Crime Rates, with 50.75 law-abiding acts per hour.