The Kingdom of PEG is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.121 billion PEGians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The powerhouse PEGian economy, worth 121 trillion pis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 108,375 pis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary", TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and the nation wears its high incidence of chromosomal diseases as a badge of pride. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PEG's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

PEG is ranked 105,118^th in the world and 4,330^th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 117,067 Standard Monetary Units.