The Republic of Patry is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.788 billion Patryians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bohunowo. The average income tax rate is 66.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Patryian economy, worth a remarkable 1,027 trillion Couplers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 151,331 Couplers, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter, and the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Patry's national animal is the Greg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Trains.

Patry is ranked 231,655^th in the world and 5,461^st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -5.83 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.