Population | 7.09 billion |
Capital | The Pantheon |
Leader | Chesty Puller |
Faith | USMC |
Currency | Fig Newton |
Animal | Infantry |
The Royal Galatic Empire of Pathelon is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Chesty Puller with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.09 billion Pathelonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Pantheon. The average income tax rate is 73.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Pathelonian economy, worth 945 trillion Fig Newtons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,396 Fig Newtons, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.
Religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, and colours are running as Pathelonians take on their own laundry. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pathelon's national animal is the Infantry, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is USMC.
Pathelon is ranked 283,797th in the world and 323rd in Conch Kingdom for Most Stationary, with 5.46487844692 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Pathelon, colours are running as Pathelonians take on their own laundry.
- : Following new legislation in Pathelon, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
- : Following new legislation in Pathelon, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy.
- : Pathelon was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Pathelon, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
- : Following new legislation in Pathelon, the statue in the McBoatface Plaza has a solar panel for a hat.
- : Pathelon's influence in Conch Kingdom rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in Pathelon, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats.
- : Following new legislation in Pathelon, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese.
- : Following new legislation in Pathelon, members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names.