The Holy Realm of Parvacoetia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Viceroy Charles XV with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 13.123 billion Parvacoetians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esch-sur-Alzette. The average income tax rate is 45.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Parvacoetian economy, worth a remarkable 1,731 trillion Septims a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,978 Septims, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Parvacoetia, the Parvacoetian football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, and at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Viceroy Charles XV's wardrobe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parvacoetia's national animal is the gryphon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Parvacoetia is ranked 35,109^th in the world and 1,713^th in Lazarus for Most Authoritarian, with 2,245.41 milliStalins.