The Kingdom of Paradisland is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 313 million Paradislandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 59.6%.

The powerhouse Paradislandian economy, worth 31.1 trillion Coroa Federadas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 99,336 Coroa Federadas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Whale is one of the most popular forenames in Paradisland, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school, one can wake up in Paradisland and have breakfast in Bigtopia, and vaccinations are mandatory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paradisland's national animal is the whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Paradisland is ranked 122,355^th in the world and 35^th in Arakeia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 40,131.91 Standard Monetary Units.