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Largest Gambling Industry: 258thHighest Crime Rates: 316thMost Armed: 350th
The Grand Duchy of
Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters
Não Pise em Mim
Grão Duque Pedro I Pinochet
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Pampa do Sul

Population4.793 billion

CapitalPiratini
LeaderGrão Duque Pedro I Pinochet
FaithCatólico Apostólico Romano

CurrencyPila
AnimalPanther

The Grand Duchy of Pampa do Sul is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Grão Duque Pedro I Pinochet with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.793 billion Pampa do Sulians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Spirituality and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Piratini. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pampa do Sulian economy, worth a remarkable 1,362 trillion Pilas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 284,184 Pilas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,080,077 per year while the poor average 11,970, a ratio of 173 to 1.

Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, the nation leads Flanelistan in per capita stalking, and nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pampa do Sul's national animal is the Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Católico Apostólico Romano.

Pampa do Sul is ranked 74,758th in the world and 15th in Flanelistan for Most Stationary, with 630.0867147998 days.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 258thHighest Crime Rates: 316thMost Armed: 350thMost Avoided: 370thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 370thLargest Retail Industry: 389thFattest Citizens: 404thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 413thRudest Citizens: 537thMost Ignorant Citizens: 582ndMost Devout: 601stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 639thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 653rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 762ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 854thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,596thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,940thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,946thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,050thLargest Mining Sector: 2,831stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,866thMost Efficient Economies: 2,963rdTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,161stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,504thHighest Average Incomes: 3,505thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,559thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,441stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,896thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,966thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,722ndMost Subsidized Industry: 17,344thHighest Economic Output: 20,172ndMost Pro-Market: 25,779thMost Patriotic: 26,156thMost Scientifically Advanced: 27,128th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pampa do Sul, nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba.
  • : Following new legislation in Pampa do Sul, the nation leads Flanelistan in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Pampa do Sul, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Pampa do Sul, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Pampa do Sul lodged a message on the Flanelistan Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Pampa do Sul, Pampa do Sulian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Following new legislation in Pampa do Sul, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
  • : Following new legislation in Pampa do Sul, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Pampa do Sul, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
  • : Following new legislation in Pampa do Sul, children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes.

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