Population | 4.793 billion |
Capital | Piratini |
Leader | Grão Duque Pedro I Pinochet |
Faith | Católico Apostólico Romano |
Currency | Pila |
Animal | Panther |
The Grand Duchy of Pampa do Sul is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Grão Duque Pedro I Pinochet with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.793 billion Pampa do Sulians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Spirituality and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Piratini. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Pampa do Sulian economy, worth a remarkable 1,362 trillion Pilas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 284,184 Pilas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,080,077 per year while the poor average 11,970, a ratio of 173 to 1.
Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, the nation leads Flanelistan in per capita stalking, and nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pampa do Sul's national animal is the Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Católico Apostólico Romano.
Pampa do Sul is ranked 74,758th in the world and 15th in Flanelistan for Most Stationary, with 630.0867147998 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Pampa do Sul, nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba.
- : Following new legislation in Pampa do Sul, the nation leads Flanelistan in per capita stalking.
- : Following new legislation in Pampa do Sul, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Pampa do Sul, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
- : Pampa do Sul lodged a message on the Flanelistan Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Pampa do Sul, Pampa do Sulian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
- : Following new legislation in Pampa do Sul, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
- : Following new legislation in Pampa do Sul, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools.
- : Following new legislation in Pampa do Sul, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
- : Following new legislation in Pampa do Sul, children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes.