Population | 20.131 billion |
Capital | Juneau |
Leader | a Governor |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Grizzly Bear |
The Rogue Nation of Palins is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a Governor with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 20.131 billion Palins are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juneau. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Palinese economy, worth a remarkable 3,695 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 183,575 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 671,103 per year while the poor average 35,619, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.
Home renovation shows are increasingly popular, the government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, and diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Palins's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.
Palins is ranked 166,460th in the world and 37th in Arctic for Most Stationary, with 112.78671948312 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Palins was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Palins's influence in Arctic rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Palins was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Palins's influence in Arctic rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Palins altered its national flag.
- : Palins's influence in Arctic rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Palins was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, Most Ignorant Citizens, Largest Soda Pop Sector, Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, and Largest Retail Industry.
- : Palins's influence in Arctic rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Palins's influence in Arctic rose from "Zero" to "Newcomer".
- : Palins relocated from Balder to Arctic.