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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 413thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 682ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 925th
The Rogue Nation of
Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters
We eat, therefore we hunt.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Palins

Population20.131 billion

CapitalJuneau
Leadera Governor
FaithChristianity

CurrencyDollar
AnimalGrizzly Bear

The Rogue Nation of Palins is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a Governor with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 20.131 billion Palins are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juneau. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Palinese economy, worth a remarkable 3,695 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 183,575 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 671,103 per year while the poor average 35,619, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Home renovation shows are increasingly popular, the government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, and diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Palins's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Palins is ranked 166,460th in the world and 37th in Arctic for Most Stationary, with 112.78671948312 days.

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1%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 413thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 682ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 925thFattest Citizens: 975thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,165thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,688thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,413thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,545thLargest Retail Industry: 2,556thTop
5%
Most Devout: 3,082ndMost Avoided: 3,311thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,637thRudest Citizens: 3,925thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,840thHighest Economic Output: 5,373rdLargest Black Market: 6,221stLargest Mining Sector: 8,209thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,416thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,825thHighest Average Incomes: 12,911thTop
10%
Largest Populations: 16,337thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,570thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,997thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,977thMost Efficient Economies: 20,306thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,875th
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5%
Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Most Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Palins was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Palins's influence in Arctic rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Palins was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Palins's influence in Arctic rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Palins altered its national flag.
  • : Palins's influence in Arctic rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Palins was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, Most Ignorant Citizens, Largest Soda Pop Sector, Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, and Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Palins's influence in Arctic rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Palins's influence in Arctic rose from "Zero" to "Newcomer".
  • : Palins relocated from Balder to Arctic.

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