by Max Barry

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Healthiest Citizens: 1,516thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,998thMost Cultured: 2,371st
The Armed Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
A wise man in times of peace, prepares for war.
President Fulkerson
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate / Director of Foreign Affairs
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population19.765 billion

LeaderPresident Fulkerson

AnimalRed Wolf

The Armed Republic of Paleocacher is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Fulkerson with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cheerful population of 19.765 billion Paleocacherians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gardena. The average income tax rate is 48.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paleocacherian economy, worth a remarkable 4,283 trillion Selkies a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 216,725 Selkies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paleocacher's national animal is the Red Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Paleocacher is ranked 76,314th in the world and 50th in The League for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 3,415.83 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Healthiest Citizens: 1,516thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,998thMost Cultured: 2,371stTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,491stBest Weather: 2,543rdHighest Economic Output: 2,680thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,785thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,011thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,132ndMost Influential: 3,193rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,374thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,485thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,767thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,128thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,446thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,833rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,838thMost Developed: 4,928thSmartest Citizens: 5,154thHighest Average Incomes: 5,276thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,686thRudest Citizens: 6,756thMost Inclusive: 7,363rdLargest Populations: 7,767thLargest Governments: 8,180thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,213thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,819thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,720thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,055thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,358thNicest Citizens: 14,006thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,215thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,578thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,227thMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,920th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the region

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