The Pirate-Overlord of Paige is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-working, devout population of 2.06 billion Paigeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, although Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 27.4%.

The Paigean economy, worth 89.7 trillion florins a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 43,553 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

A degree in Leader Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, most Paigean video games are banned in other countries, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, and politicians can be seen taking candy from babies. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paige's national animal is the bat.

Paige is ranked 193,891^st in the world and 9^th in Transatlantic Pirates for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 31,619.66 Standard Monetary Units.