The State of Pago Pago Common is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.224 billion Pago Pago Commonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The strong Pago Pago Commonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,110 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 64,470 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 438,319 per year while the poor average 3,464, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, all tariffs have been abolished, and Pago Pago Common has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pago Pago Common's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pago Pago Common is ranked 288,205^th in the world and 1^st in Pago Pago for Lowest Crime Rates, with 34.9 law-abiding acts per hour.