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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,337thMost Influential: 1,848thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,108th
The United Columnists of
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Page 53

Population2.592 billion

CapitalParagraph 2
LeaderEditor-in-chief Jane Doe


The United Columnists of Page 53 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Editor-in-chief Jane Doe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.592 billion Readers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paragraph 2. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Page 53ian economy, worth 217 trillion Units a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,905 Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, and prudishness is on the way out. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Page 53's national animal is the Drone, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Page 53 is ranked 73,303rd in the world and 1,262nd in the South Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 217 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,337thMost Influential: 1,848thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 4,108thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,906thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,460thNicest Citizens: 10,034thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,042ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,173rdMost Inclusive: 10,350thNudest: 11,423rdBest Weather: 11,424thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,184thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,200thMost Pacifist: 12,435thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,447thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,393rdSmartest Citizens: 14,507thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,117thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,423rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,247thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,588thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,969thMost Secular: 17,319thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,542ndSafest: 18,539thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,402ndHighest Poor Incomes: 23,212thLowest Crime Rates: 23,235th
Least Corrupt Governments: 163rd in the regionMost Influential: 206th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 239th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 265th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 285th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 304th in the regionNudest: 323rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 331st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 350th in the regionNicest Citizens: 357th in the regionMost Inclusive: 377th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 381st in the regionBest Weather: 394th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 410th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 422nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 442nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 462nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 468th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 491st in the regionMost Pacifist: 508th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 524th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 533rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 540th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 547th in the regionMost Secular: 594th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 636th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 646th in the regionSafest: 664th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 711th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 756th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 772nd in the regionLargest Governments: 775th in the region

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