The Puffy Cute Dictatorship 💦 of Oymyakon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lady Goddess Kostroma with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, triple-decker prams, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.703 billion Nice and cute citizens are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, with Education, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladivostok. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Oymyakonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,001 trillion Svenskis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 220,281 Svenskis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

This year's hottest seller is plenary indulgence, midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, and perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Oymyakon's national animal is the Mountain goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Religionism.

Oymyakon is ranked 1,584^th in the world and 1^st in Valhalla for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 22,941.71 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.