The Federal Republic of Owl Archipelago is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Eduardo Correia with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 10.21 billion Owlians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angra do Heroísmo. The average income tax rate is 70.4%.

The very strong Owlian economy, worth 529 trillion escudoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 51,826 escudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, and Eduardo Correia is plotting to coup the Pacific (Owl Archipelago has found 1 easter egg). Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Owl Archipelago's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Owl Archipelago is ranked 107,963^rd in the world and 1^st in The Owligarchy for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.93 law-abiding acts per hour.