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Most Corrupt Governments: 10th Largest Mining Sector: 15th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Obey or die
Elrod the love god
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Overdosed crackheads

Population25.799 billion

CapitalCrack Central
LeaderElrod the love god
FaithObey Elrod


The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Elrod the love god with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.799 billion Overdosed crackheadsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crack Central. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Overdosed crackheadsian economy, worth an astonishing 14,232 trillion rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 551,680 rocks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Parents ask their ten-year-olds for help with their government-mandated book reports, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, and first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Overdosed crackheads's national animal is the worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Obey Elrod.

Overdosed crackheads is ranked 169,213th in the world and 6,880th in the Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 1.19 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Most Corrupt Governments: 10thLargest Mining Sector: 15thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16thMost Avoided: 18thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27thMost Secular: 29thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 37thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 40thMost Primitive: 42ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 48thMost Ignorant Citizens: 68thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 71stLargest Insurance Industry: 78thHighest Disposable Incomes: 79thLargest Retail Industry: 149thFattest Citizens: 153rdMost Armed: 160thHighest Economic Output: 160thHighest Poor Incomes: 174thHighest Average Incomes: 174thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 205thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 321stMost Stationary: 400thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 678thLargest Black Market: 690thRudest Citizens: 859thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,399thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,831stLargest Populations: 2,963rdNudest: 4,590thMost Conservative: 4,681stMost Efficient Economies: 6,815thMost Authoritarian: 8,402ndTop
Most Influential: 9,340thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,988thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,743rd
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 54th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 62nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 132nd in the regionNudest: 138th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 162nd in the regionMost Conservative: 247th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 411th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 439th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 536th in the regionLargest Governments: 545th in the region

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