The Golden Empire of Ovelanare is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lady Cheneka Tabec III with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.002 billion Ovelenares are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Golden City of the Common People. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ovelenarean economy, worth a remarkable 2,293 trillion Golden Gazetas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 208,481 Golden Gazetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Residential tower blocks are surrounded by warrens of concrete tunnels, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, and the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ovelanare's national animal is the Golden Oriole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Faith of the Golden Gods.

Ovelanare is ranked 2,091^st in the world and 86^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 143.11 law-abiding acts per hour.