Population | 7.382 billion |
Capital | Risqué |
Leader | Jr Cadet Seria |
Currency | Silven |
Animal | AT Strapped Hound |
The Duchy of Ossulu is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jr Cadet Seria with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.382 billion Ossuluans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Risqué. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Ossuluan economy, worth a remarkable 1,629 trillion Silvens a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 220,735 Silvens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 681,562 per year while the poor average 55,153, a ratio of 12.4 to 1.
Jr Cadet Seria dines while Risqué burns, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, and twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ossulu's national animal is the AT Strapped Hound, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Ossulu is ranked 88,744th in the world and 34th in Eientei Gensokyo for Most Stationary, with 513.373456163 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ossulu, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes.
- : Following new legislation in Ossulu, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
- : Following new legislation in Ossulu, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
- : Following new legislation in Ossulu, Jr Cadet Seria dines while Risqué burns.
- : Following new legislation in Ossulu, bags of fertiliser come with detailed instructions for not making explosives.
- : Ossulu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Ossulu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided and Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 5% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Ossulu, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
- : Following new legislation in Ossulu, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills.
- : Following new legislation in Ossulu, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 » Stanistani, Tostandia, Homuhomuhomu, and Spikerok.