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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 247thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 711thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,342nd
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Oslasa1

Population7.569 billion

Currencydenier
Animalgiraffe

The Republic of Oslasa1 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.569 billion Oslasa1ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Oslasa1ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,002 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 264,512 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg, and the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oslasa1's national animal is the giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Oslasa1 is ranked 115,498th in the world and 1,778th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 328.74883821172 days.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 247thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 711thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,342ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,582ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,875thLargest Black Market: 2,168thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,338thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2,986thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,528thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,557thHighest Average Incomes: 4,406thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,062ndMost Patriotic: 5,198thMost Efficient Economies: 5,463rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,472ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,549thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,629thMost Devout: 8,172ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,389thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,554thLargest Governments: 11,012thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,500thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,186thHighest Economic Output: 12,310thNudest: 13,259thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 19,580thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,970thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,659thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,061stSmartest Citizens: 26,951st
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 66th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 80th in the regionLargest Black Market: 88th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 97th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 98th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 170th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 175th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 207th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 208th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 307th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 326th in the regionMost Patriotic: 334th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 363rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 364th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 460th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 469th in the regionMost Devout: 471st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 592nd in the regionNudest: 605th in the regionLargest Governments: 607th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 610th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 693rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 712th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa1, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa1, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa1, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa1, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Oslasa1 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa1, saying 'no homo' is enough to escape punishment for the crime of being gay.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa1, international tensions are high as Oslasa1 threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa1, the government has granted that two plus two makes four.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa1, a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa1, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders.

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