Population | 7.569 billion |
Currency | denier |
Animal | giraffe |
The Republic of Oslasa1 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.569 billion Oslasa1ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Oslasa1ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,002 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 264,512 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.
Over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg, and the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oslasa1's national animal is the giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Oslasa1 is ranked 115,498th in the world and 1,778th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 328.74883821172 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa1, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa1, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa1, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa1, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
- : Oslasa1 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa1, saying 'no homo' is enough to escape punishment for the crime of being gay.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa1, international tensions are high as Oslasa1 threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa1, the government has granted that two plus two makes four.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa1, a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa1, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders.