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Largest Black Market: 112thHighest Economic Output: 162ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 163rd
The Tyrol Industries of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
More Human than Human
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Grand Inquisitor
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Orthodox Gnosticism

Population38.893 billion

CapitalCrysanthea
LeaderTyrol Industries
FaithHumanism

CurrencyDollar
AnimalOwl

The Tyrol Industries of Orthodox Gnosticism is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tyrol Industries with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, avant-garde cinema, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.893 billion Skinriders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crysanthea. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Human economy, worth an astonishing 19,035 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 489,442 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, chocolate in Orthodox Gnosticism has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Orthodox Gnosticism as a reminder of their "special relationship", and new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Tyrol Industries". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Orthodox Gnosticism's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Humanism.

Orthodox Gnosticism is ranked 102,199th in the world and 3rd in Grand Alliance for Most Stationary, with 417.74739236372 days.

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Largest Black Market: 112thHighest Economic Output: 162ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 163rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 202ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 329thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 451stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 459thHighest Average Incomes: 510thLargest Information Technology Sector: 596thMost Devout: 735thLargest Gambling Industry: 760thMost Scientifically Advanced: 847thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,259thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,292ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,489thLargest Populations: 1,665thMost Efficient Economies: 1,709thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,836thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,853rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,080thMost Cultured: 2,171stFattest Citizens: 2,467thSmartest Citizens: 2,628thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,858thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,871stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,966thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,070thLargest Retail Industry: 3,702ndLargest Governments: 3,852ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,056thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,279thMost Developed: 4,398thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,644thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,863rdLargest Mining Sector: 6,578thRudest Citizens: 6,713thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,129thHighest Food Quality: 11,605thLowest Crime Rates: 12,273rdMost Armed: 14,055thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,017thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,846thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,834thMost Influential: 19,878thMost Patriotic: 28,733rd

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