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Most Patriotic: 294thLargest Retail Industry: 425thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 537th
The Divine Empire of
Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone
Glory to Orlannn
Overlord Orlan
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Orlannn

Population6.972 billion

CapitalSublime Orlan city
LeaderOverlord Orlan
FaithCult of divine nationalism

CurrencyOrlan
AnimalSyrian Hamster

The Divine Empire of Orlannn is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Overlord Orlan with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.972 billion Orlannnians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sublime Orlan city. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Orlannnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,180 trillion Orlans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 312,710 Orlans, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,244,669 per year while the poor average 14,105, a ratio of 159 to 1.

Pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Syrian Hamster hunting institutions, and the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Orlannn's national animal is the Syrian Hamster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of divine nationalism.

Orlannn is ranked 176,972nd in the world and 15th in Union of Nationalists for Most Stationary, with 85.22406351212 days.

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Most Patriotic: 294thLargest Retail Industry: 425thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 537thHighest Disposable Incomes: 601stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 623rdFattest Citizens: 751stLargest Gambling Industry: 940thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 974thMost Avoided: 1,122ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,127thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,164thLargest Mining Sector: 1,165thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,301stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,403rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,686thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,992ndMost Devout: 2,015thMost Efficient Economies: 2,080thHighest Average Incomes: 2,536thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,923rdTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,150thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,321stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,688thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,843rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,093rdMost Armed: 6,008thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,695thRudest Citizens: 7,930thLargest Governments: 9,785thHighest Economic Output: 10,990thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,752ndMost Cultured: 12,153rdMost Conservative: 13,095thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,285thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,207thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 19,470thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,651stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,598thLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,465th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Orlannn, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer.
  • : Orlannn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Orlannn, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Syrian Hamster hunting institutions.
  • : Orlannn lodged a message on the Union of Nationalists Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Orlannn, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in Orlannn, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Orlannn, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Orlannnians any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Orlannn, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength.
  • : Orlannn lodged a message on the Union of Nationalists Regional Message Board.
  • : Orlannn lodged a message on the Union of Nationalists Regional Message Board.

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