Population | 6.972 billion |
Capital | Sublime Orlan city |
Leader | Overlord Orlan |
Faith | Cult of divine nationalism |
Currency | Orlan |
Animal | Syrian Hamster |
The Divine Empire of Orlannn is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Overlord Orlan with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.972 billion Orlannnians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sublime Orlan city. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Orlannnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,180 trillion Orlans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 312,710 Orlans, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,244,669 per year while the poor average 14,105, a ratio of 159 to 1.
Pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Syrian Hamster hunting institutions, and the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Orlannn's national animal is the Syrian Hamster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of divine nationalism.
Orlannn is ranked 176,972nd in the world and 15th in Union of Nationalists for Most Stationary, with 85.22406351212 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Orlannn, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer.
- : Orlannn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Orlannn, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Syrian Hamster hunting institutions.
- : Orlannn lodged a message on the Union of Nationalists Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Orlannn, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
- : Following new legislation in Orlannn, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
- : Following new legislation in Orlannn, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Orlannnians any less frightened.
- : Following new legislation in Orlannn, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength.
- : Orlannn lodged a message on the Union of Nationalists Regional Message Board.
- : Orlannn lodged a message on the Union of Nationalists Regional Message Board.